Just why?

Why would you show up to someone's house, whom you don't know, without calling ahead of time to creep around their backyard? What would compell you to do that? That's just strange..

For the record, I'm not a fan of you and your awkward appearances at my house with your dad, whom I don't know.

Thanks though

I fully understand you're a busy lady but I would love if you gave my 4 paragraph email a little more than a 6 sentence response that doesn't even answer my questions..

Oh the thoughts..

I like when people tell me they don't think I'm awkward.

Oh yeah, I totally understand..

It's okay, you don't need to tell me anything anymore. That's alright. I fully understand. Our communication will be at a zero from now on. Good idea? Good idea. I think it's a fantastic plan. Alright, glad we're on the same page.

Hm..

I don't understand the question, "How is your headache?"

Obviously the answer is going to be bad, because if a headache is good, is it really a headache at all? I personally have never experience a good headache, aches of any sort are never really good.

Reallll mature.

Just because you aren't smart enough to handle her class and get caught cheating on a test doesn't mean you have to be a brat..

SOS

They can't do this. There's no way on Earth that we're going down without a fight. I can promise you that.